Damaged Goods

hi this is dg

i was just wantee to wish my vox peeps a hapy halloween

halloween kitteh

edgr and salem and raven are actee all sroo-loosy becuz they hav all black fur and it is halloween so i uploded teh pixshur for them

hav fun peeps but dont go gettee sick from candees

trick-or-treets!!!

luv dg

joker kitteh

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hi this is dg

peeps i think some kittehs are bornd crazee maybe evn diblet

i alredy know abot teh kittehs that havee a hard life and then evently becom

(sorry i wuz lookee up how to spel a word but i back now)

feral

but some kittehs prolly go crazee from too much germin sheprd barkee or maybe from eatee a funy food or a cupl centepeeds and then they get funy facee spreshuns and act sily

i culdnt find any centepeeds so i wuz makee funy facee spreshuns just cuz it wuz funy to me dg

dady seed me actee sily and askd if i had a scroo loos

so now i am lookee for how to loosn my scroos

so peeps how do i loosn my scroos?????

ok luv you bye

dg

blogee shuld be fun

hi this is dg

i want to say i think blogee is fun but i only do it wen i want to

i wuz surfee teh intrnets and i fond a pixshur of maybe wut sum kittehs go thru not fun blogee

teh kitteh in teh pixshur is very good lookee

i like siameez kittehs

dady seed teh pixshur just now and he lafd and sayd it is prolly wut peepls think is how i dg am abl to be blogee so good

i am not blogee like that peeps dady is dum alot

ok see now i dont want to be blogee anymor so i am stopee now just like i sayd

bye bye

luv dg

hi this is dg

kitteh with watr baloon

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this is a pixshur that moves so it culd take a mint or two to be done

i was askee dady why teh toy was squirtee and he sayd becuz it is a watr baloon

i hav nevr had a watr baloon but i can tell i dont want a watr baloon!!!

i like watr but not all of a suddn squirtee at me

look how scard that kitteh is why wuld a person giv him a watr baloon?

ok i just wanted to show you

bye bye

dg

i sorry peeps

dady sayd my vox peeps was wonderee wut happened to me dg

i dint hav a clue wut he wuz talkee abot

then he sayd VOX! rilly loud a buncha times and then i rember

but then i dint rember my passwrd and then i did

sorry i forgot abot you peeps!!!

here is a pixshur for to make you not mad at me dg

sneekee kitteh

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ok bye

luv dg

hi this is dg

i fond a story abot a kitteh from chicago that has four ears!!!

four ears

he seems a lot like edgr becuz he doesnt purr or meow loud at all

dady sayd that havee four ears but not havee a loud voice is calld "ironic" but i dont get wut he means

ok luv you peeps

dg

hi this is dg

i hav not been on teh cmputer in a long time so sorry if i late

HAPPY BIRTHDAY YGRS!!!!

i hope you dont have to wear a dumb hat

luv dg

hi this is dg

look at teh closeups pixshurs i fond on teh internet

teh last 2 kittehs has pink noses like diblet!

kitteh closeup 1

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kitteh closeup 2

Kitteh closeup 3

ok thanks for lookee at my vox

luv dg

hi this is dg

omigod peeps i am so excitee!!!

dady sayd he had sumthing to show me dg and that i wuld be very excitee wen i seed it

he sayd lurkertypes husbnd fond a pixshur on teh internet of a kitteh that lookd just like me dg

i wuz not believee him becuz i am teh only dg and this is as close as i ever seed befor

but then i seed teh new kitteh for my own self here and now i has a twin

my twin blimpy

this is amazee becuz he has teh zact same orang spots undr his nose and he evn has extra toes like me dg!!!!

his body markees are like mine and we evn have that zact same tv pointer thing

thankee lurkertype and mr lurkertype you are nice frends

luv dg

hi this is dg and i need peeps to tell me if they hav evr used smartykat bubblenip (pleeze see pixshur)

smartykat bubblenip

wut i am wantee to know is if it is rilly safe for kittehs and if it is very stainee

i fond teh cumpny website it sayd smartykat bubblenip is safee for pets and furnshings but they mite be not tellee teh truth so they culd sell mor smartykat bubblenip

do any peeps know anything abot smartykat bubblenip from expeerince?

ok thankee for readee my blog

luv dg