Damaged Goods

i was takee a test abot wut famos person i wuld be and it sayd i wuz johnny knoxville

i dont get it cuz i dont like to be kikd in teh harbls and hav peeples hit me with cars and shovls like johnny knoxville

tom tagged me for a game

i just hav to say some things abot me dg

that is easy and i did it before if you are wantee to read that one first

here is a new list

1. wen teh cat dish is empty i push it onto teh floor (sumtimes in teh middl of teh nite)

2. i am good at fotograffy

3. i am crepusculr not noctrnal

4. i luv diblet as if he wuz my own son

5. i sumtimes use my brothr edgr like a pillow – pleez see pixshur

6. nobody noes it but i am teh one likd teh buttr that wuz left out on teh countr

7. i feel sleepee more than i used to

8. i can turn invisible but i dont cuz i dont need to

if you are wantee to play this game you can

luv dg

hi this is dg

dady left his cellfone here wen he went to work and so i am havee fun with it

i am wantee to get a pixshur of me dg up on my vox so i hope this works

luv dg

hi this is dg

thankee for all teh happy birfday wishes peeps!!!!

i am very tired out from all teh excitee things teh famly did for me and edgr cuz we turnd 2

we had a party that went for 2 full days!!!1!!1!

wen dady got home from work on my birfday he had bags with stuffs inside but wuld not show me dg

latr wen momy got home edgr and me dg got to see some of teh stuffs in teh bags

ther was toys and evn a toy i nevr seen befor and some dum papr hats

dady sayd we had to put on teh hats befor we got teh toys

but i rilly wantee that new crazy circl toy it lookd fun

so i put on teh dum ol hat and so did edgr

dady evn put a hat on diblet but that was dum cuz diblet is a baby and cant undrstand hats

teh hats had felix teh cat

i likee felix teh cat but i dont likee hats

but then i got to play with teh crazy circl til i got tired and fell sleep

i luvd teh crazy circl toy but edgr thinks it is impossbl to solv

edgr and me dg also got to hav fancy meals!!!1!

i had teh white meat chicken tuscany and edgr had teh wild salmon florentine

ok i tired of typee so here are more pixshurs for you

luv dg

hi peeps this is dg

today is my birfday i am two years old today!!!

dady had to wurk but promisd me a party tonite so i am surfee teh net to pass teh time

i wantee to share sum pixshurs i fond

hi this is dg

wen i wuz a litl baby i wuld play in teh watr dish a lot

i dont likee to do it anymor but diblet duz

anyways i wuz surfee teh net and fond this pixshurs and i dont think that kitteh is havee fun at all

ok i just wantee to show you peeps that

luv dg

havee four non-retractee claws removd: $99

medicines so teh paws not be hurtee: $42

two bags of special cat littr made from sterilized paper: $30

havee diblet home safe and smilee: PRICELESS!!!

luv dg

hi this is dg

thankee to all teh peeps who sayd nice things abot diblet gettee his extra claws removd

they only removd teh four that were hurtee him and no more

i am hapy becuz diblet is home now and he is not hurtee cuz he is very drugd

here is a pixshur of dady snugglee with diblet

hi this is dg

i am sittee here waitee for teh vets to operate on diblet and let him come home

dady and panda taked diblet to teh vets to havs teh claws on his extra toes removd

teh claws dont retract and grows into diblets paws and also gets stucked in things sometimes

so teh vets are removee only teh claws that dont retract there are four in all

i am hopee diblet comes home awake and not hurtee

here is a pixshur of diblet in teh baffroom sink

ok i go now

luv dg

dady gets home from wurks in abot an hour and it is friday so he and momy will be at teh houz for 2 dayz!!!

i am so happy i feel like this kitteh here: